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Wednesday, January 03, 2007
The bear facts
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Bear Facts
Maybe we were born into the wrong species, see what you think....
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate,
you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that, too.
If you're a bear, you birth your children
(who are the size of walnuts)
while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown,
cute cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear,
everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line,
you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you're a bear,
your mate EXPECTS you
to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will
have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup..... I wanna be a bear.
7 Comments:
Blogger JeannieGrrl said...
I',m with ya darlin! Grrrrowl!

Blogger Keshi said...
LOL I've seen this one elsewhere. I totally agree with ya :):)

GROWWWWWWWWWWL!
Keshi.

Blogger Dial-Up Princess said...
Hahaa...I want to be Bear....funny one....

Happy Blogging!

Blogger Jerrster said...
and....you are good at catching fish with your mouth. seems like fun.

Blogger Leigh said...
This was awesome. A bear's life sounds ideal.

Hope you had a great day!

Blogger Kuan Gung said...
Might be fun...

Blogger A Life Inspired said...
Hibernation...eating lots of food, growling acceptable...does seem idealistic, doesn't it!

I've been called a bear before, but I didn't think it was a compliment... haha!

Enjoy!

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